Hollywood.com recently reported that Vincent Gallo, the blue-eyed devil of the independent world, has come up with a new way to make waves and money. Sell his sperm. Supposedly at VGmerchandise, Gallo provided his genetic gifts for a mere million (an extra $500,000, if you want him to deliver it in person). [At the time of printing, the ad was gone.] Of course, attractive women could receive a discount. The perfect Christmas gift for those who would like children with a genetic predisposition to self-aggrandizing, arrogance, and narcissism -- and with the innate creative chops to make a film like The Brown Bunny.

# posted by Peter Bowen @ 11/09/2005 05:51:00 PM

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